::CHERNTZE.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

well, our toilet in the BS have two cubicles: one's for shower n one's the toilet. they are separated by a wall - quite a low one actually. ok the point i want to show here is, people in the 2 different cubicles can talk to each other, you see.

lucy n i had been bathroom partners since march hols - we need partners cos we always bathe very late. and it's quite scary in the BS, staying on the 4th floor and in a girls' hostel. esp one with lots of rumors and ghost stories spreading around.

so on this fine night, we were in the toilet again. i was bathing and lucy was in the cubicle next to me. she said that she's got nth to do, and suddenly she thought of sth very lame. i duno why she got that idea, but it's totally... um, lame.
she crumpled a few pieces of toilet paper, wet it, and throw it over the low wall separating the cubicles. without telling me.

it flew over my head from my left, and hit the wall on my right. but i didn notice that. i only heard lucy laughing madly outside. and when i was just abt to ask her the reason, "pulp!" and a white wet thing slapped on the ground. and became a flat piece. very flat. like part of the floor tile.

at that moment, i screamed. then i realized lucy's trick.
but i thought it was funny, too. so i laughed tgt with her.
and the flat flat piece stuck onto the ground! i spent 10+ seconds to remove it from the floor.

then i got out of the bathroom. and we crumpled-and-wet-toilet-papers-and-throw-them-over-to-the-other-side-of-the-bathroom-and-play-it-again for 10+ minutes. and now there are more flat pieces 'splat' onto the ground. 'splat' as a verb in past tense. cos the sound is either 'pulp' or 'splat'. then we removed them from the floor and threw them away.

but then there are also those which are quite... stubborn. or maybe we used too much force while throwing them over the wall. 2 of them actually got stuck onto the wall. and they just stubbornly clinched onto the wall. we were like, laughing non-stop. (yes i know we are lame, but there are really not much to do in the BS) we were amused for quite a long time.

THEN!
one fine day, one roommate of ours, ms TKN noticed two white patches on the bathroom wall which looked like some blotches of accidentally spilled white paint.
but after giving serious thoughts, she decided that she had never seen them before.
and somehow they look weird.
so she asked lucy and ct for their opinions on the two pieces of Unidentified Flat Objects.
but to her annoyance, they started laughing and laughing. without giving any constructive suggestions.

ok. but after laughing and laughing, we found out, to our horror, the UFOs were really *STUCK*. seemed to have become part of the wall o.O

yeah so we were scolded by our dear dear roommate ms TKN.
and we tried really hard to finally get them off the walls. but the wall became quite bumpy after the incident.

ok. moral of the story is, LEJISHENGBEI.
Do not amuse yourself too much. and be responsible.

right.

chernTze

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

horrible women!
wth. this is ridiculous. ABSOLUTELY UNREASONABLE.

and now, since i've already given them the name of horrible women, i shall not pinpoint each of them. instead, i will call them ms 1, ms 2, and ms 3.
those who are involved will know clearly who they are. i mean, for those who are not involved in this utterly stupid and outrageous incident, u can go to kaini, chuinyin or zihui's blog to find out somemore. they MAY have sth to say abt this. after all, this whole incident is really - oh i duno wad to say le. anw straight to the main pt lar.

A nong nong tum ago, Ms 1 held a meeting with a group of boarders under her. everybody had ice-cream happily with her. she seemed soooo nice of a matron, to have given us treats while meeting us. she also very kindly told the 20+ boarders under her that during the 3 days of home-learning, nanyang girls will have FREE WIRELESS INTERNET ACCESS for 6 HOURS PER DAY.
time range: from 6a.m. to 12a.m. (meaning for the whole day! Whee!)

we were like, whoa got ice cream to eat still got free internet!! sooo nice!! we were really grateful to Ms 1, the BS, NY, even the whole Singapore. serious.

Then, not very nong ago...
Boarder X: Is it really true that we will have free 6 hours of internet during the 3 days of home-learning?
Ms 2: YES! the school is really kind to you all. *smiles sweetly*
Boarder X: *uncertain* um, are you REALLY sure? cos there isn't any announcement...
Ms 2: YES! I'M VERY SURE! aren't you grateful? now go n eat ur dinner!
Boarder X: Ok...

Then the boarder went off for dinner.

AND FINALLY, the 1st day of home-learning came.
Boarder 1: YAY today got free internet! im gonna use n use n use!
Boarder 2: but rmb we onli got 6 hours...
Boarder 1: YAY free internet! free free free free free!
Boarder 2: harhar... -_-"
THEN THEY USE USE USE and USE.
FROM 3p.m. to 9 p.m.
Boarder 1: YAY! can't believe that just now de 6 hours all FREE de! FREE!
Boarder 2: haha! yes! i downloaded many many things!

*YES another point to note: NOBODY really used the free hours to do schoolwork. Btw we didn't really need internet access during the e-learning too. agreed?

Then the 2nd day went on too, as slack as the day before. slackier even, maybe.
BUT!

ON THE THIRD DAY.
Boarder X: Ms 3, may i noe if we really have free internet hours for these 3 days?
Ms 3: Yes, sure. you all didn't noe meh?
Boarder X: yes we knew! whoa yuan lai the sch reli so kind to us arr.
Ms 3: ya sure, the sch always so kind one wad. haha. but the free hours are only from 8a.m. til 2p.m. larr.
Boarder X: ARRRR?!?! wad?!
Ms 3: repeats last sentence.
Boarder X: *close to fainting* but- but... but Ms 1 and Ms 2 told us that... the 6 hours can be used over the whole day!
Ms 3: Why u all go listen to Ms 1 and Ms 2?! I! I'm the one in charge of your internet hours and all those things lerh! ...... *naggs on*
Boarder X: *thinking of the "extra" hours used out of the supposed time range, close to tears*

Yes. And when we finally found out about the fact that we did not use up our free hours when we thought we had, we were like... okay, like boarder X.

And that explains my current frustration and the urge to type this verry very looong post on the 3 horrible women.

and the reason im on9 sooo early (8am) is that I WANT TO REALLY USE UP THE FREE HOURS. same applies to chuinyin, kaini, peisan and zihui.

chernTze

Sunday, September 24, 2006

came across this funny picture when studying history.
"Understanding Our Past" textbook, Pg. 26, top of the page.

the legendary Chinese middleman

We were laughing our heads off when we saw the Chinese middleman. We as in Lucy, Kaini, Jessica and me. We were lyk, 'omg this man is ridiculous!' then started laughing and laughing. And now we like to do the cross-hands action. Maybe it's me only lar. LOL.

but somehow i found an explanation to the man's funny action recently. recently as in just now, 10 mins ago: "if he dun cross his arms he will not be able to shake both hands at the same time!"
quite reasonable.

at least the action is not pointless.
and yes, we should really not do pointless things or actions.

chernTze

Sunday, September 10, 2006

wahh finally updating my blog after a short term break.

1st day:
tcher's day celebration - many ppl cried! n for details pls check other's blog. i too lazy to describe le lar since it's like so damn long ago.

2nd day:
played at home with mei. taught her do hw. wad a nice sis i m!

3rd day:
played at home. maple + audition + o2jam.

4th day:
found out tt i have to finish my hw by thurs to get to go to genting.

but still playing.

5th day:
went swimming 4 the whole day! water was damn cold.

6th day:
decided that i wanna be a guai-gia n thought of starting on LA unseen prose practice. but started playing agn b4 i could start reading the second line of the prose.

7th day:
argh! mom threatened me! she said tt if i couldn finish my hw by today i cnt get to go to genting tmr! so i finished them. IT WAS SIMPLY A MIRACLE.

8th day:
1st day in genting! got a room on the 9th floor in highlands hotel cos they r renovating the 10+ floors. wow it was so cool cos msian dun have hols n everywhere just full of aunties n uncles who reli dun seem to have to work. haha! so mei n i played in the theme park like siao. cos dun nid to queue mah. no ppl at all.

10th day:
went back to jb. stuck in a traffic jam (heard tt kaini was also caught in the mentioned traffic jam) cos got terible accident on the highway. totally worn out when reached home.

11th day:
back to bs. today lar. sien.

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wahh wad a crappy post :/
but at least this blog is updated. muahaha.
n did anyone notice i left out the 9th day of the term break?

reason: it's the crappiest of all. so i decided to put it into another post.
but i deleted it. somehow i think it's stupid n it's agreed by many ppl.

chernTze